Strawberry Fields

Young and beautiful, Charlotte remembers Kentish fruit fields as a way of negotiating the grim grey present.  She is a fanatic serpent masquerading as an English rose and is prepared ruthlessly to shoot her venom into a national body, soft with nostalgia and dripping with lethargy.  Travelling north along the motorway, she and her colleague Kevin, in the English People's Party, pick up, reluctantly, a hitch-hiking teacher, Nick.