Elsie and Norm's "Macbeth"

Elsie and Norm are fed up with playing Trivial Pursuits and watching telly.  They decide to try a bit of culture.  The library van man gives them a copy of Macbeth, and after some rewriting by Norm - to make the poetry rhyme and the jokes funny - they decide to stage it in their living room playing all the parts themselves, albeit with the aid of a couple of stuffed toys. 

Macbeth the comedy, great fun.  Shakespeare lovers beware!